A Blind Man’s Sex Party Goes Disastrously Wrong When Unexpected Guests Crash the Party

There’s a difference between a party that pushes boundaries and one that forgets why boundaries exist in the first place.

The internet is buzzing over a disastrous party linked to Sniffies, a platform known for facilitating fast, location-based connections between men who don’t need small talk to know why they’re here. The story told by blind party host Quest reads less like scandal porn and more like a cautionary tale about what happens when desire outruns responsibility.

“My mom saw men enter my house on the ring camera, …she called the police because…she thought they were breaking in.”

To make matters worse, Quest’s mother had told the cops that she had a blind son and was concerned for his safety. But because Quest had silenced his phone—great sex party etiquette—his mom couldn’t alert him to the fact that the fuzz were about to roll up to the house. Leading to a denouement that’s straight out of the adult entertainment playbook.

“So the police force themselves into my house, they go in my room, and they basically see me getting plowed.”

Luckily, it makes for a hilarious story on TikTok, and commenters were gassed by Quest’s confession.

“Mum saw men entering the house,” one commenter wrote, “police saw them entering you.”

“A modern day love story,” another poster said.

Honestly, what’s more romantic than throwing a sex party so crazy that the cops have to literally put you horny jail?