An Update on Our Downtown Clubhouse — And How You Can Help Bring It to Life
Hey Lovers,
We wanted to share a quick update from behind the scenes.
Unfortunately, two recent fundraising attempts for our next NYC Clubhouse fell through, which means we’re not any closer—yet—to securing a permanent home in the city. While we’re excited for our upcoming residency at Rosewood Theatre and events in Miami, Queens and Bushwick this month (find all upcoming here), our goal was to already have a new space in motion for Spring.
To move forward, we need to raise between $60K–$80K to secure a location. Once those funds are committed, we’ll lock in a Downtown Manhattan space designed as a true home for our community—non-residential, 2,500+ sq ft, multiple bathrooms, a shower, and ideally a private entrance. A space built intentionally for us.
By day, the Clubhouse will be open for members—content creation, connection, and a place to work or unwind. By night, it transforms into something more: sex education, workshops, speakers, dating events, and our signature weekend PlayDates. A space to meet, explore, and connect.
We know how special our past Clubhouses have been (some scenes above)—and we know many of you are craving that return. A space of our own again, fully equipped and ready for every adventure.
To make this happen, we’re introducing a limited membership offering designed to both fund the space and reward those helping us build it.
We’re releasing just 16 memberships at $4,000 each, which include:
Equity Ownership ($4000) – 4,000 shares in The NSFW Inc. (based on a $10M valuation), with access to investor updates
Private Rental ($2500) – Takeover of NSFW Downtown for up to 60 guests (includes check-in + security), plus 50% off future rentals
Lifetime KeyHolder ($5,000) – Access for two to all NSFW events + unlimited chat access on TheNSFW.Club
10 Guest Access Passes ($1000) – Bring your circle into the experience
Lover: The Midnight Feast Invitation ($2500) – A couples pass to one of our premium, high-end play experiences
The NSFW Merch Package ($250) – Hoodie, cap, and tee from The NSFW Shop
Total Value: $15,250
This is about building something lasting—together.
We’re ready to find and build out the space. What we need now is commitment. You don’t have to pay today—just let us know you’re in so we can move forward with confidence.
If you want to help bring the Clubhouse back to life, head to:TheNSFW.com/downtown and make your commitment.
Help bring back our home in NYC.
Always conspiring,
Chief Conspirator
