If We Build It, They Will Cum.
Invest with pleasure in pleasure.
Hey Lovers,
Since launching The NSFW, we’ve been funded primarily through member donations and loans, capital that helped us build our Clubhouses, deepen our community, and keep our doors open for nearly a decade. That support proved the model: we can create trusted, high-demand spaces for play and events that our members return to again and again.
Now we’re ready to scale faster and expand beyond NYC, bringing the NSFW Clubhouse experience to additional major markets.
To lead this next phase, we’re bringing on a Managing Partner, an early supporter with a track record of raising millions, to run our Seed Round. We’ve also formed a new C-Corp to build on The NSFW concept and launch multiple locations over the next two years, including Miami, San Francisco, Los Angeles, Downtown New York, and additional expansion targets.
Each new Clubhouse will be purpose-built for group play and lifestyle programming, including kink and rope bondage, and will also be available for vetted member rentals. These spaces will serve as flagship venues for official NSFW adventures, while also operating as premium, non-judgmental rental environments for aligned communities and creators.
In practice, that means:
Vetted members can reserve the space for private rentals.
Experienced producers and educators can host events and bring in their communities.
Shibari practitioners, professional dommes, spicy creators, and sex educators can use the Clubhouse for workshops, classes, shoots, meet-ups, and more.
Capital Plan & Milestones
We’re targeting $1.5M in total Seed financing, with a first milestone of $500,000—capital we expect to be sufficient to support the initial rollout of four new locations. Each location will launch with weekly anchor events led by The NSFW, alongside an open calendar designed to maximize utilization through member rentals, productions, workshops, and private events.
Track Record & Unit Economics
We’ve refined this model over years of operations. Historically, a Clubhouse has generated $480K+ per house after its first year. The revenue mix of signature events, daytime shoots, and nighttime rentals has proven both profitable and durable, while reinforcing what makes The NSFW valuable: a vetted, selective community and a safe, judgment-free environment.
Market Opportunity
Demand is growing, but supply is constrained. People in the lifestyle consistently struggle to find reliable venues for group play and erotic content production:
Hosting at home is often not possible.
Hotels are costly, restrictive, and frequently lead to complaints or bans.
Airbnb policies effectively prevent play parties and adult content shoots.
The Clubhouse model solves this by making the venue play-friendly by design, backed by a community that understands consent, privacy, and responsible exploration.
Investor Outreach & Raise Strategy
Over the coming weeks, my partner and I will be scheduling calls with accredited investors interested in investing $50K+ into The NSFW. We’ll also be speaking with select celebrity members and brand partners to explore strategic participation as we build what we describe as the “WeWork for the Not Safe For Work.”
Alongside the accredited round, we’ll prepare a members-only WeFunder raise for one month. After that window, the raise will open to WeFunder’s broader base of 400k+ investors, giving us the momentum and capital coverage needed to accelerate expansion.
If you’d like to be involved, fill out the form here or reach out. This is an equity opportunity in our core brand. Once this round closes, we do not expect to reopen the same entry terms again.
Always Conspiring,
Your Chief Conspirator Daniel Saynt
